This Damned Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
Seriously, this crap is out of control. My inbox is flooded with messages for viagra. How can I block all this junk mail? It's pushing me over the edge.
- I just want get a legitimate email for once.
- Perhaps in another lifetime this will stop.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm stuck with deleting spam all day long.
Ugh, These Emails
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
I'm So Sick Of Your Fucking Spam Emails
Seriously, enough is just plain wrong. Every day I get flooded with your stupid junk mail for things I don't even want. I've made an effort to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a brick wall. At this point, I'm just pissed off.
- Stop sending me these emails already.
- Get a clue.
- I'm reporting your company to the authorities.
End This Damn Spam You Goddamn Pieces Of Shit
Listen up, you bunch of cretins. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to stop. I'm fed up with your bullshit to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself warned.
- Get lost
- This is useless to me
Cease and Desist, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you scumbags! Your annoying get more info emails are clogging up inboxes and upsetting people. We've had enough of your garbage. This is your one strike to shape up. Keep sending that nonsense, and we'll be forced to take you to court. Understand? Don't test us.
Get Lost With Your Annoying Texts
You know you're so clever, sending out your garbage to every stupid person you can find. But guess what, jerk? I don't care for your hoax. Get a real job or kill yourself already.
- Seriously With Your Annoying Emails
- I give a damn
- Get a real job or find a hobby already.